Currently Reading:

• The souls of tadpoles. It can be done, if you are wise in The Way.
• The secret messages encoded in my neighbour's milk bottles.
• The telephone directory. Backwards. Upside down. Because I can!
• Words, words, words.

Your missions, should you choose to accept them:

• If your life is too exciting, try looking at The dullest blog in the world until you calm down.
• Or else, look at some pictures of my god-daughter.
• Do something more constructive than looking at this site. It's not exactly contributing to world peace, is it?