Here are a few of my recent web-trawls, and some gems too!

• http://www.tagsys.com/Ads/SciNovelty/ - "The Scientific Novelty Co. presents ``Penises of the Animal Kingdom''"
• http://www.clark.net/pub/electra/cse1113.html - Zipper caught on penis or chin (dos and don'ts for extrication)

And before anyone suspects a trend here...

• http://www.chocolate-magazine.co.uk/ - A thoroughly outrageous publication
• http://www.zeppotron.com/ - wonderfully irresposible comedy from those "11 O'Clock Show" folks including the infamous TVgoHome and the unasailable Unnovations catalogue items... It's what the word scurrilous was invented for!
• http://www.research.ibm.com/WearableComputing/photos.html - the future of wrist-hugging fun?
• http://www.improb.com/ - Annuls of Improbable Research (AIR), read, weep, laugh, squeak, see who's won an Ig Nobel Prize this year. An old favorite, worth returning to now and then.
• http://colitz.com/site/3216423/3216423.htm - US Patent 3216423, an apparatus for assisting child-birth using centrifugal force. It looks like something Stephen King or Terry Gilliam would have come up with, only less subtle.
• http://colitz.com/site/wacky.htm - Wacky Patent of the month site, with more gems of weirdness

Last updated by markt@chaos.org.uk Wed 13 Sept 2000 (full moon, naturally)