When I read about something happening 150 million years ago, I can't remember how that relates to what other things how long ago; so I'll collect together here the fragments that shall, in due course, accumulate to a time-line. For more extensive topic-specific time-lines, consult Wikipedia. For sources (in so far as I'm able to trace them), follow links.
In the spirit of my page on the scale of things, I'll break this up into chunks by metric quantifier on number of years before the present (nominally 2000; and I habitually use whatever quantifier puts the number in the range from about 0.1 to about 100) in the main list. (I should arguably switch to the Holocene calendar. For events whose timing is known most accurately relative to The Big Bang, I include a separate tail-piece, presently with too few entries to warrant a separate page.) Only three quantifies show up, though: the k yr range tells the tale of humanity's development; the M yr range is the era of fossils; and the G yr range is the time-scale of cosmology. Shorter time-scales I classify as history on a page of their own; and time itself is only meaningful back to the start of the universe, so no longer time-scale is relevant here.
A century ago radio was a novel concept and not much in use. Recorded history stretches back of order ten millennia, to roughly the point where the present ice age (which stretches back at least about a hundred millennia) entered its present interglacial phase (in which only the North polar sea and the South polar continent are ice-locked). The duration of such inter-glacial interludes is generally of order ten millennia. We have archeological records stretching back significantly further than those ten millennia – though only of the things that survive for such time-scales.
Boats tend not to survive in the archeological record, as (prior to the last two centuries) they're made of perishable materials: however, evidence survives of dugout canoes as far back as 8 millennia ago. This is more indicative of how long evidence of past things survives than as evidence of how long folk have been making boats: there is little reason to doubt folk have been making boats for much longer than this. Better designs of boat are less durable (for reasons intimately connected to what's better about them): if evidence of some type reaches back as far as such evidence could be expected to survive, it does tell us folk have had them for at least that long – but doesn't tell us that folk didn't have them earlier – possibly much earlier.
I encourage the reader to consider entries below in a similar light; while some may indeed be roughly the earliest instances of what they desccribe, for others there may simply be no surviving evidence of earlier instances. Where time reliably destroys evidence of some human activity, we cannot confidently assert that folk weren't doing it before our oldest proof of them doing it – we can only assert they have been doing it for at least that long.
The Neolithic era, a.k.a. new stone age. People began living in relatively permanent villages and domesticating crops and (other) animals. Archeologists have found buildings from as much as 11 k yr ago.
Çatalhöyük (Çatal = fork (in a path), höyük = mound), in Anatolia, was inhabited, moving from the large mound to the small mound around 8 k yr ago, with a population fluctuating from 3 to 8 k.
Oldest archeological evidence of cats and humans cohabiting. For more solid evidence of domestication, one has to wait another 4.2 k yr.
Evidence of early neolithic agriculture: a variety of fig prospering, that normally wouldn't survive, as it needs human intervention to propagate it from cuttings.
Around the same time, the Natufian culture is known to have domesticated dogs in the middle East (mentioned here).
First successful human settlements in the British Isles.
If we look at the set of ancestors of each human alive today, as a function of time, going backwards, there must come a point at which these sets are all identical, known as the identical ancestors point; this is estimated to be between five and fifteen millennia ago.
The first European humans were already painting erotic pictures 40 k yr ago.
Modern humans in Russia.
Modern humans in Australia.
Estimated date of the patrilineal most recent common ancestor of all currently living humans, a.k.a. the Y-chromosomal Adam, based on study of the Y chromosomes of men from around the world.
Supervolcano on Sumatra explodes (creating lake Toba), possibly forcing the human gene-pool through a bottleneck, down to between one and ten thousand breeding pairs.
A third of a million years is about the same fraction of the Sun's life expectancy (tenish giga years) as the fraction a day is of a life-span of 80ish years.
You run and you run to catch up with The Sun – but it's sinking,
rushing around to come up behind you again.
The Sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older;
shorter of breath and one day closer to death.
Ancestors of modern domestic cats diverge from those of their surviving wild relatives; they may have been living with humans all that time.
estimated date of the matrilineal most recent common ancestor of all humans, a.k.a. the Mitochondrial Eve, inferred from study of diversity in human mitochondrial DNA.
Fossils of modern humans (H.Sap.) in East Africa's Rift Valley have been dated to 0.16 M yr ago; our species is believed to have arisen 0.2 M yr ago in sub-saharan Africa, and to have migrated out of Africa – in small groups as early as 90 k yr ago and in significantly larger numbers from around 50 k yr ago.
Separation of Britain from mainland Europe. The North Sea was previously land-locked, but broke out through what is now The Channel, possibly in a single day, gouging a deep trench valley in the process.
Earliest human (or hominid ?) attempts at colonising the British Isles.
Last common ancestors of chimps and humans.
Emergence of felines as a separate group of carnivores. Some migrated to the Americas about 8 M yr ago, via the Berring land bridge.
Antarctica and South America separated, allowing an ocean current to circulate round Antarctica, via the Drake Passage, with major impact on Earth's climate – including Antarctica's glaciation.
Early primates with a mutation began to see red – the origin of colour vision.
Earliest evidence of zombie ants, whose behaviour is hijacked by a fungal infection.
Meteor strike in Yucatan, leaving the Chicxulub crater; dinosaurs died out in the aftermath.
The universe appears to be about 13.7 G yr old; our solar system formed four to five G yr ago and the third major planet (our home, Earth) from its star (The Sun) has teemed with life for much of the time since, acquiring its oxygen-rich atmosphere around 2 G yr ago. The Sun is expected to survive for about another four or five G yr.
Australia split off from Gondwanaland, after a slow splitting-up along a rift valley. The oldest known amber-fossil of a bee dates from about the same time.
around 100 M yr ago,
in concert with the flowering plants.
The Permian-Triassic mass-extinction, possibly caused by a meteor strike; the resulting crater, lurking under Antarctic ice, is about 480 km (300 miles) wide. This is also roughly when Gondwanaland (Pangea ?) began breaking up, possibly also thanks to that meteor. Life barely survived, some of it sheltering in coastal waters.
A mass-extinction wiped out plenty of life on Earth.
The Cryogenian era,
including 0.2 G yr of
the Neoproterozoic era. The period is known to
have seen extensive glaciation, reaching even to the tropics, but (at least) the
era is believed to have seen interglacial warmings.
Odd changes happened to ocean chemistry, possibly
caused by a
wander incident – the Earth realigning itself around its spin axis
in the space of a few million years.
cyanobacteria (a.k.a. blue-green algae) showed up somewhat earlier, but at this point their environmental pollution became a major part of the atmosphere. It might be arguable that the damage took a few more mega years to entrench itself.
Stomatolites in Pilbara, Western Australia, are 3.4 G yr old and some experts maintain that their origin is biological.
Rocks as old as 3.75 G yr can be found in the Hudson Bay area of Canada and in West Greenland. The Hudson Bay rocks reveal high levels of CO2 in the atmosphere at a time when the Sun is believed to have been about 25% less bright than it is today; without the CO2, oceans would have frozen. Rocks allegedly formed earlier, as much as 3.9 G yr ago.
Formation of Earth and Moon. Meanwhile, a collision in the Kuiper built broke up 2003 EL61 (which might otherwise have been bigger than Pluto).
Close study of the cosmic microwave background reveals that the universe is 13.7 gigayears old. The first few gigayears were dominated by an initial explosion and the progression of phases through which the results expanded and cooled; so I describe them below in terms of time after that initial explosion.
Energy densities got low enough that matter was no longer being excited back into unstable states as fast as it could decay out of them, so matter condensed out and formed atoms, leaving light to travel on its way, uninterrupted by absorption and only sporadically scattered. The resulting sea of photons, initially in thermal equilibrium with the matter, has been expanding and adiabatically cooling ever since. Today, it is observable as a background so far red-shifted that it is microwave radiation. It still retains the form of black body (i.e. thermal) radiation: indeed, it is the most perfect match yet seen to the theoretical model of such radiation.